A 4-byte JSON deploy can move more money than a beautiful GIF. Markets do not share our taste. Record both facts; hang one.
Bitcoin inscriptions fought over block space as if it were rent. Dogecoin’s one-minute blocks and easy fees invited a different vice: inscribing because you can. If the bytes would not survive a caption in this story, they are noise that happens to be immutable.
That is an editorial standard, not a protocol rule. Anyone may still inscribe a shrug. We are not obliged to hang it — and Doge Soft is not obliged to make it pretty.