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The joke got a ledger. Then the ledger got inscriptions.

Anyone who starts Doginals in 2023 is selling a sequel as an origin. Kabosu is 2010. Dogecoin is 6 December 2013. Random block rewards are an early-chain mess that still breaks honest indexers. Doginals is what happened when that chain met Ordinals. Read the tape, then hold the present on Doge Soft.

  1. Atsuko Sato photographs Kabosu

    A Shiba Inu in Sakura, Japan, looks slightly to camera. The picture will be stolen, captioned, and made immortal — first as a joke, then as a monetary mark.

  2. Doge becomes a dialect

    Comic Sans captions in broken interior monologue — “such wow”, “very currency” — spread across Tumblr and Reddit. The voice is the point: unserious on purpose.

  3. Jackson Palmer buys Dogecoin.com

    A splash page, a coin logo, Comic Sans. There is not yet a chain. Billy Markus, tinkering with a Nintendo-themed coin called Bells, writes to volunteer the software.

  4. Dogecoin genesis

    A Litecoin/Luckycoin descendant with one-minute blocks and random early rewards. Within a month the website logs more than a million visitors. The joke clears the room.

  5. Tipping becomes the product

    Reddit and Twitter learn to throw coins at kindness. Dogetipbot turns comments into a mint. Charity runs for a Jamaican bobsled team, a Kenyan well, a NASCAR paint scheme.

  6. Random block rewards end

    The first ~145,000 blocks paid a pseudorandom subsidy. A static reward replaces it. A decade later that early mess becomes the hardest problem in Doginals indexing.

  7. Supply is left uncapped

    Palmer argues against a 100 billion hard cap. Inflation becomes policy: roughly five billion new DOGE a year after the 100 billionth coin is mined in 2015.

  8. The founders step away

    Core maintainers inherit a joke that refused to die. Palmer later rejects crypto as extractive. Markus stays a dry witness. The chain keeps making blocks.

  9. The 2021 boom

    Reddit, TikTok, Elon Musk, a peak capitalization north of $80 billion. The meme learns what a liquidity event feels like. Then it forgets, as memes also do.

  10. Bitcoin Ordinals

    Casey Rodarmor ships a way to number satoshis and inscribe data onto them. Taproot makes the envelopes cheap. A culture of on-chain JPEGs detonates.

  11. apezord/doginals

    A minter and a protocol note: inscriptions as push-data, P2SH envelopes, multipart payloads, chained transactions. The Dogecoin analogue has a name.

  12. Shibescription #0

    The first numbered Doginal in the Apezord lineage. An image, not a token. Collectors will later argue about everything after this; almost no one argues about this.

  13. BRC-20 on Bitcoin

    Domo publishes a JSON deploy/mint/transfer toy. It is not a smart contract. It becomes a market anyway. Dogecoin is about to copy the homework.

  14. $DOGI deploy (21 million)

    The first widely cited DRC-20. Indexers that begin at genesis treat later dogi deploys as invalid. Indexers that begin in May do not. A schism with a ticker.

  15. The indexer stall

    Anyone can inscribe. Almost no one can transfer with confidence. Random early subsidies make honest shibe numbering a research project.

  16. The 2.1 billion dogi

    A second deploy, later branded DOGIM in some wallets, becomes canonical for indexers that ignore the spring. Two histories, one ticker spelling.

  17. Cardinals

    A competing inscription stack with different confirmation tricks and a swap story. The house records it as a fork in culture, not a successor.

  18. Block-0 indexers and markets

    Doge Labs and others publish wallets, explorers, and a PSDT marketplace path. Infrastructure, not consensus, decides which Doginal you actually own.

  19. Suchdoginals opens the story

    Much history, so story, very Doginals — aimed at Doge Soft, the Dogecoin Layer 1 stack.